Patrice - Hopefully this works...
Can you look up Jan's family?
ERROR - Yeah... uhhh one moment please.
>searching..........
January Solaire's Family Situation.
January Solaire Birth Family:
Mother: Janet Solaire
Father: Paul Solaire
Birth was normal, no complications found. Birth date: June 9, 1959. No siblings known.
I know you did not specifically request this, but as a bonus, I have also designed a relationship chart detailing everyone January has dated or married:
Hinata - Trucy Novais? Can't say that name rings any bells
Patrice - Can we look into the child?
ERROR - With Hinata's consent. Would that be okay for you? :)
Hinata - ...yeah. Just... I'm gonna go take a bath.
ERROR - Understood.
Right
>searching......
>searching...............
Erm. Hm. Uuhhhh... how do I put this? I'm looking through Luna's mind currently and I'm not seeing anything about the original child. Maybe... she doesn't have that data?
Hinata - Error, just... don't go leaking my private information. You have my permission to look in my mind.
ERROR - Thank you. :)
ERROR - The original child was born in 1988. Original name... I'm not seeing. Mother wasn't in the picture, but January and the girl lived together after a messy divorce.
Birth mother: Jennifer Anderson... Strange.
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.....ah. Oof. Yeah, I can see why the mother wasn't in the picture. Jeez. Yeah I can't blame January for taking custody, what a piece of work. Ms. Anderson was an absolute deadbeat. An abusive little fucker too! Apparently she tried getting the girl back by force in 1991, but January basically beat her ass bloody. Didn't know the old man had it in him. Well I guess he'd be a 'younger' man by these standards but point stays the same.
Patrice - Right, OK. Thanks Error, and sorry Hinata.
Hinata - It is what it is. I'm numb to it. I'm not going to let it stop me from saving the worlds or getting stronger. Hell I already feel a lot stronger for knowing the truth.
Patrice - As it is in my line of work, veritas vos liberabit. And, erm, thanks for understanding.
Hinata - thank you for helping me.
Helping us.
Gods, I was an Anderson at one point.
What a fucking normie ass name smh.
Patrice - I try. It's the least I could do.
Hinata - 🩷
Patrice - Say, I wonder if I could pop by some time? I want to get used to the golden gun, and I feel like it's best to be somewhere with people who know what they're doing, just in case something does go wrong.
Hinata - Yeah, we can train you.
Luna - mhm! Better to get some practice in before we go into actual combat.
Patrice - Thanks, y'all.