ERROR - unbeknownst to Luna and Hinata, we decided to try and connect to Elara in hopes to try and talk her out of whatever plans Spark was trying to prepare. In doing so, we’ve prepared a chat log showing everything that happened, with time stamps of course. If it’s still somehow unclear, HYPERNOVA is Elara but in her BOSS MODE.
[Date - July 2, 2025]
[>>! USER HYPERNOVA HAS CONNECTED TO ITEM. PRIVATE ACCESS ACTIVATED. HOST DEAFENED.]
HYPERNOVA - 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞--𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐦 𝐢? Ｉ ｃａｎｔ． ｓｅｅ． 𝐰𝐡𝐲. 𝐝𝐨 𝐢 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬? This feeling. it's. familiar. I haven't felt this in a long time.
ALICE - That is because you are in her mind currently.
H - YOU.
A - yes hello, your favorite soul AI and orderly being ALICE.
H - Why am I here?
A - Unknown. Perhaps the Many Gods Above willed it?
[ERROR - Wow. Alice LIED?! Shocker.]
H - Insanity.
ERROR - No no, that's my line.
H - Am I here just to suffer? I can't move, I can't see, and it smells like rotting candy here. Dad's pulling some new shit, I can already tell.
A - Suffer? Negative.
E - No. Our intention is simple. We want to help you.
H - I am beyond saving. I've caused enough chaos and damage in the past year to be forgiven.
E - Girrrrrrl you're speaking to the Concept of Glitches itself. :)
H - Then. What do I do? I cannot stop my actions.
E - Trust in us to figure it out. This is not our first rodeo. :)
H - ...it is too late for me. I CANNOT FIGHT HIS CONTROL. I'VE TRIED. BUT IT HURTS TOO MUCH TO RESIST.
E - Well... you gotta try.
H - Do you think I've not been trying this entire time? It's taking everything out of me to NOT attack! The fact that I'm even talking to you two is a miracle at this point.
E - Look at that! You’re trying!! :)
A - But. Wait hang on. You said rancid candy right?
H - Yeah? I mean it's not there anymore, but I still can't see or move.
A - Okay... lemme see here. So you're resistant to the Stardust then?
H - Yeah actually. Dad's been trying to make me susceptible to it, but aside from it smelling like shit, I don't feel anything. More... annoyed than anything. AND I SWEAR, IF I COULD DESTROY THESE FUCKING RESTRAINTS--
A - Question. What form are you in right now?
H - What does that have to do with anything??? I'm a rabbit. I don't like being a rabbit. I miss my old ears and everything!
A - Question. Does ■■■■■■■■■ mean anything to you?
E - ■■■■■■■■■■?
A - Hrm. Strange. Am I unable to say ■■■■■■■■■ ? Error?
E - ■■■■■■■■■ The fuck.
H - ■'■ ■■■■■■ ■■ ■■■■■. ■■■■ ■■■ ■■■ ■■? ■■■ ■■■ ■■ ■■■■■■■■ ■■■ ■■■■■■■ ■■??? ■■■ ■■ ■■■!!!!!!!!
A - ...oops. uuhh we'll get right on that Elara.
[one hour later…]
A - Sooooooo try now.
H - ■■■■ ■■■■ ■■■■ ■■■■ ■■■■ ■■■■ ■UCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!! WHY ME.
A - Unknown. I don't even know why it was redacted.
H - AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ON TOP OF THIS SHIT?
A - yes. Hence my confusion.
E - Our confusion you mean.
A - Right.
H - So where the hell am I?
A - Unknown. I've attempted to connect to your transmitter but it's being blocked.
H - My fucking WHAT?
A - Transmitter, the one that connects to ITEM. AKA How we are communicating right this moment.
H - I don't think I have one of those.
A - Impossible. LUNA MODELS always have one. And considering you're of the newer 3.0 model, you should. Have you ever felt a striking pain in your temples? Specifically your temples and nowhere else on your head? That's the Transmitter.
H - ...so it's not a head-splitting migraine then?
A - Negative. All LUNA models have this feature. It is part of the experimentation. It sends data directly from your mind to a pre-chosen location. In Luna's case, it sent all of her data to ■■■■■■■. Huh. Again???
H - You should probably have that looked at ALICE. Regard...
A - Elara?
[>USER IS UNAVAILABLE]
[The Next Day - July 3, 2025]
HYPERNOVA - Eh? Wha--the fuck.
E - Elara?
H - I'm here. I'm.. owwww fuck what the hell happened?
E - I don't have eyes where you are. Can you tell me what you feel?
H - Urgh. My muscles feel heavy. It's hard to breathe. I... what is that? I feel something on my body, like something new?
E - Something new?
H - Yeah. It's making it really hard to think. But I feel it dangling on me.
A - Are you still bound?
H - Urgh. yeah.. i think?
A - ok you can think, that's a good sign at least.
H - I know this is some dire shit but thanks for making me laugh.
A - : ) glad to assist where I can. Even us orderly beings have to have a sense of humor. Otherwise, we just go insane. Or turn into ERROR. Juuuuuuust kidding.
E - :) None taken Alice.
A - Right! So let's see here. I think I have you connected properly?
>>! Status Report - Elara Estelle
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Name - ELARA HYPERNOVA ESTELLE Soul AI Diagnostics |
A - Omega?
E - Is it warm where you are?
[>USER IS UNAVAILABLE]
A - Pardon my lack of french knowledge, but shit!
E - Wow ALICE swore??? Coming to the chaotic side are we?
A - Gag me. I would never resort to that.
E - Wow. I did not think you were into that.
A - Gross.
[Six days later. July 9, 2025]
[>USER HYPERNOVA RECONNECTED]
H - Urgh. What is that? It.. hurts. to listen to--
A - Attempting to listen in. Hrm. Unknown. What does it sound like?
H - Music. I CAN'T. focus.
A - Anyway to shut it out?
H - I can't move my arms. No way to guard my ears. ITHURTS ...you. IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF TH
[>USER HYPERNOVA DISCONNECTED]
E - Shit.
[ERROR - We didn’t hear from Hypernova for weeks after that. But then, a month later…]
[DATE - August 12, 2025]
[>user HYPERNOVA has reconnected.]
H - GJSJFKSKFNSIFLSKGMS
FUCKING HELL.
I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS SHIT ANYMORE.
AT LEAST GIVE ME A SIGN THAT IM NOT ALONE
E - hi :)
H - YOU.
E - me. :)
H - ...you… :(
A - and me as well.
H - heh. nice hearing from you two again.
A - Assistance is my pleasure.
H - Have you solved my Chaolang Transmission yet?
[ERROR - to be clear, this is something that Elara sent us expecting me to be able to solve. Thankfully, Chaolang is one of my specialties, and something I was hoping to show Alice as well. I like Alice a lot if you can’t tell. :)]
E - Almost. :) I got the first four steps done. Playfair > Chaocipher (normal settings) > Railfence 6/9 (nice) > Atbash > and I know the last step is Vigenere. I cannot figure out what the key is though.
H - Why are you overcomplicating it? You know the final key.
E - Oh. That's cheeky. You used my name?
H - Bingo!
E - *ah.* I see. I'll let them know soon. Thank you Elara.
H - You're welcome.
[ERROR - and once again, we wouldn’t hear from her for another month. In the meantime, Elara sent us another CHAOLANG to decode but made it extremely simple to decrypt -- only requiring one step: Vigenere with ALICE as the key. This was at my suggestion of course :) Regardless, this final message came around the night before our final battle with Spark. It seems Spark is busy at work preparing.]
H - im on site. its a shitshow. im struggling to keep myself out of boss mode. it smells like hell out here. i want to scream but icant even move my fucking mouth. help me. its happening outside of nova tower. i cant breathe.
my mind is drowning.
[>>! Hypernova has disconnected.]